The Maynard Gang
Wed, 11/16/2016 - 2:01pm
A crisis has arisen in the operating procedures of the Maynard Redneck Institute for Advanced Studies. Realizing that the need for investigative committees, always acute under the mayoralty of Hizzoner Gary Hart, has greatly increased during the heat of the General Election, we are in a quandary as to how to proceed.
When the mayor makes a particularly radical or provocative statement, it has been the practice of the Institute to appoint a committee to explore his utterances to determine their veracity and propriety. Even handed in all things, Maynard Café regulars have always insisted on bipartisan committee membership.