The Maynard Gang
Wed, 02/01/2017 - 2:23pm
Rumor has it that the sagacious counselors at the morning tables at the Hwy. 166 and McDonald’s restaurants have expressed concern about the “carryings on” at the Maynard Redneck Institute for Advanced Studies. Specifically, they had been informed that we are “having too much fun.”
Sensitive to the image of Randolph County coffee shops, they appointed a committee drawn from the senior membership of both sets of current events commentators. Of unimpeachable integrity, the bipartisan committee has charged Frank Bigger with the task of an “on site investigation.” Committee members Danny Ellis, Hank McNabb, Ray Dust, Gary Overstreet, and Charles Bates should be proud of the erstwhile mayor’s performance.
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