In June 2000, my sisters and I took part in a “Sibling Study” in Houston. My dad had Alpha 1 Antitrypsin Deficiency and we were all being tested to see if we did. My niece, Sydney, was just a baby and we were taking turns holding her in the waiting room while the other two sisters were getting their blood drawn. Jeania was back getting probed and prodded and I was walking around with the baby, waiting. When she finished, she walked back in and I looked at her, still holding Syd and said, “So, now what?” Without missing a beat, she said, “Well, now we wait for the results of who your baby daddy is”, and walked off. This caught the attention of the entire room that up until now had been dormant. As I scanned the room with that “deer in the headlight” look, I realized I didn’t stand a chance of explaining myself, so I picked up the diaper bag, kissed the baby on the forehead, said “Alrighty then” and walked out of there like I owned the place. Fast forward to 2005 and Jeania’s 40th birthday… A 400 pound female impersonator in a hula skirt and a coconut bra sent to her office… All for her dancing pleasure. I’d say we’re even now… Driving through Dalton always reminds me of my dad. That was his country. The other day we stopped at the creek on the cut through to Crumpies. I couldn’t tell you how many times I played in that creek on our way back from Mrytle Bar after an afternoon of daddy day-drinking. I might not have had the most “normal” childhood but I’m pretty sure it was one of the most colorful.